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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded


posted 1 week ago with 15518 notes - via lifeof-pia - ©

billlateral:

fandom-life-for-me:

"hey I like this character let me go look them up"

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"well okay then"

Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.


Anonymous asked:
Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.


dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it


posted 1 week ago with 704795 notes - via damn-funny - ©

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

posted 1 week ago with 226423 notes - via anyajoy - ©

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back



posted 1 week ago with 396925 notes - via officialsm - ©

jingleshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn


opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti